cryforburke.

We’re still alive….

Barely.  Sorry we’ve been absent around here, folks. Things in the cryforburke offices have been a bit of a cluster fuck as of late.  It seems our human resources manager, Lunchbox, has been suffering some sort of midlife crisis and has been refusing to come into work.  It’s a real shame too because Lunchbox is essentially the heart and soul of this office.  Just look at the guy:

And it’s not even Halloween, that’s just the way dude dresses!  Is he awesome or what?!

Anyway, it seems that he’s had some troubles with his “old lady”, which is what he usually says right before he starts a 3 week whiskey bender.  We all know Lunchbox ain’t got no old lady.  Dude’s gotta be free!

While he’s away, it’s up to the rest of us to figure out exactly how not to pay our interns so it leaves little time for actually putting up new material for you.

Just wanted to let you know we got a few things lined up.  We’re still trying to cook up a new format which is taking forever because we’re lazy as shit.  We’ve also got some reviews of the new Pissed Jeans and Jay Reatard records coming soon.  Keep an eye out for them!  Finally, we have a whole new line of interns that showed up at our doorsteps.  Looks like they got nothing to do with their summer vacation and need to kill time before going back to middle school.  We’re gonna introduce you to them in a few days.  Until then, know that no one will ever love you as much as this: