cryforburke.

This is the exact reason why we  haven’t been around.  This kind of bullshit has been flooding the internet and it has got to fucking stop.  Seriously folks, We know we’ve had some problems with bands in the past.  Coldplay, limp Bizkit, Bright Eyes?  All garbage, but at least they’re actually close to sounding like music.

This on the other hand, is something completely different and way worse.  We don’t even know what to call this.  Apparently it’s trying to be “crunkcore” but we ain’t buying it.  Shitcore is more like it.

Anyhow, heres the deal.  Anytime you see some 14 year old listening to this garbage, walk up to him and give him a good firm slap about the side of the head.  Then give him a Refused record and say “you’re welcome.”

If you see anyone older than the age of 14 listening to it, kick he or she directly where it counts the most.   Although, we’re pretty sure even 14 year old girls are smart enough to know this shit is “icky.”  So don’t worry about any vag kicking….we give you a balls only promise.

Let’s get this shit off the streets, kids.  Cryforburke is counting on you!