05/10/2009
New Vampire weekend track, “Horchata”
You guys here that bell ringing? We sure do. It’s the bell signaling the end of Vampire Weekend’s fifteen minutes.
Incase you haven’t been to Pitchfork today, they’ve posted VW’s new track, “Horchata” and guess what, it sounds exactly the same as every other fucking song they’ve ever recorded. Way to keep it way inside the box guys. Actually, if it’s at all possible, this song is even pussier sounding than anything off their first record. But what do you expect from guys who look like this:

Nice sweater, asshole.
Kind of reminds me of another group we know.

OH MY GOD, THEY’RE ALL WEARING CHUCKS! Now that’s comedy.
Anyhow, check out the new Flaming Lips. It’s got balls.

Text posted at 18:52